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Jul. 7, 2008

Psychonauts

AUGH! Why Did I Buy the CHEAP Brain Tumbler?

A Review By noidipeds in Xbox » Action

I hate jumping games. Can’t stand ‘em. Unless it’s a side-scroller, I just don’t have the skill, patience or depth perception necessary to execute the leaps and bounds it takes to do well. Usually, if a game necessitates spending too much time in what PC Gamer once called “precision jumpmaster mode”, I ...

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Jun. 10, 2008

Max Payne

Bullets flew like ash from post-apocalyptic skies

A Review By Darkbase in Xbox » Action

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the left mouse button. And then it was all over."   Max Payne is a third-person shooter that captures the atmosphere and story of a gritty noir film with stylis...

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Apr. 28, 2008

Fight Club

This is Jack's Contribution to Comedy

A Review By Workyticket in Xbox » Action

Games like Fight Club exist to prove just how popular cocaine is in the entertainment industry. One of the main themes of the movie is the dominance of useless consumerism over modern life, and the extremes that can be taken to reject it; obviously, the developers were shown the cut that only had the fighting bits, because the sheer exis...

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