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Jul. 19, 2008

Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon: The Labyrinth of Lost T


Because you really do like repetition.

A Review By Shrinn in Wii » Role Playing Game

There's no point in hiding it. The Chocobo dungeon games are dungeon crawlers and roguelikes. Those genres carry a lot of repetition in their basic qualities, and the sign of a good game makes that repetition fun. If you liked/loved Chocobo's Dungeon 2, just get this game. It's the definition of a good sequel, keeping the same basic gameplay...

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Jun. 11, 2008

Mario Kart Wii

Snappy wii/wheel related pun!

A Review By KamaItachi in Wii » Driving

    For the most part, Mario Kart Wii makes a good stab at balancing the hectic, cut-throat gameplay of the series with the "anyone can play" appeal and simple, intuitive ideas of motion control that made Wii Sports such a hit. The more simplistic approach, exemplified by the brothers Mario waving their wii wheels i...

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Jun. 10, 2008

Okami

Painting was never so frustrating...or so good!

A Review By Highlar in Wii » Action

Okami is a game which has already achieved a state of cult classic among many gaming circles since its appearance on the PS2. Sales of the game did not match the critical acclaim that the game received from reviewers on its first showing. Now, the game is getting a second chance at life on the Nintendo Wii, complete with "waggle". ...

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Jun. 10, 2008

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Twighlight Ushers in a New Day for the Zelda Franchise.

A Review By PugSuperStar in Wii » Action

Launching alongside one of the most anticipated consoles of the next-generation hardware, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess had a lot of expectations to meet. One of the pillars of the Nintendo franchise base, The Legend of Zelda games have always succeeded in delivering the best gameplay experience, Twilight Princess is no different....

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May. 19, 2008

Lost Winds

First installment of hopefully a fuller, richer series.

A Review By PugSuperStar in Wii » Adventure

LostWinds, one of the first original downloadable titles available for the Wii through the WiiWare channel starts the service off in the right direction. As Toku, and the wind spirit Enril you must navigate a number of different locations in search of the other lost wind abilities and also to recover the memory of the village chief Deo and d...

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May. 15, 2008

Lost Winds

A Gentle Breeze to Turn the Tide

A Review By tomippen in Wii » Adventure

With WiiWare launching so far behind XBLA and the Playstation Store, it really needed to make a statement and establish itself as soon as possible. Of the six launch titles, I’ve only played one: Lost Winds. From this bite-sized experience, I can already tell you that the challenge has been met, and the bar has been raised. It&r...

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May. 12, 2008

Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

All of the nostalgia, none of the drawbacks

A Review By FoodNipple in Wii » Adventure

Occasionally you'll hear the lamentations of a PC gamer adorned with rose-tinted glasses, wishing that adventure games still existed. Hindsight tends to forget the countless hours spent wandering around cluelessly, slowing examining each pixel for overlooked interactive nodes. Zack and Wiki has all of the puzzle solving goodness you yearn f...

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May. 12, 2008

Elebits

Sorry, Kai. No electricity means no TV

A Review By tashi in Wii » Action

If I had to compare Elebits to another, well-established game, I'd say Elebits is like Katamari Damacy. Instead of rolling a giant ball of birds and children, though, you level up a Capture Gun, and instead of trying to get a really big ball, you try to get a really strong Capture Gun. Oh well, take what you can get, I guess. Sadly, there isn't w...

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May. 8, 2008

Solomon's Key

Dana? The hero's name is Dana!?

A Review By StinkyCheese in Wii » Puzzle

Solomons Key Any fan of my reviews will notice that the games I have featured are less known than more popular titles, despite being very good. Solomons key has got to be the least well-known- but still enjoyable title on the NES, perhaps even the VC. You are cast into the shoes of Dana, a hero bent on recovering Solomons Key t...

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May. 6, 2008

No More Heroes

The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts.

A Review By PugSuperStar in Wii » Action

The phrase "the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts" is the perfect way to describe how No More Heroes became of the must have games for the Wii. Imagine trying to tell a friend about this new game your playing and you rattle off a few tidbits about the game: The graphics aren't even last-gen caliber; lightsaber bought on the '...

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May. 6, 2008

Okami

Okami + Wii = A Divine Game

A Review By PugSuperStar in Wii » Action

In case you didn't know, Okami is a remake of the critically acclaimed PS2 game of the same name released in 2006. In the game you play a god incarnate in a classic good versus evil struggle for the land. A truly original gameplay element and one-of-a-kind graphical presentation set this game apart from any other in the action adventure genre. A...

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May. 5, 2008

Gunstar Heroes

Enjoyable co-op for $8? Sold!

A Review By StinkyCheese in Wii » Action

Gunstar Heroes Co-op games provide the entertainment of multiplayer and the fun of a single player game. Gunstar Heroes is a perfect example of co-op, and for only 8 dollars, Its a steal While it is a perfect game to play on your own, it's even better with a pal. The aim of the game is to annihilate oncoming waves of baddies us...

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May. 3, 2008

Mario Kart Wii

Those Damn Blue Shells

A Review By Hugs in Wii » Driving

OK, so, anyone who's ever played a Mario Kart game knows what to expect when it comes to this franchise, and the latest Wii installment is no exception. For anyone who doesn't know what Mario Kart is, its a Racing game with characters from Mario and Donkey Kong Country games, that race around theme tracks, dodging obstacles, pulling power ...

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May. 2, 2008

Dewy's Adventure

Dewy's Adventure

A Review By livE ecivonvA in Wii » Action

As Dewy, an enchanted drop of water with magical powers, you must rescue your fellow Eaus and put an end to Don Hedron's nefarious plans to cover the world in black water. This game is played by holding the Rev-mote horizontally and manuvering Dewy by tilting the world to navigate him through stages littered with enemies and obstacles. In his de...

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May. 2, 2008

Bonk's Adventure

The cheerful platformer you've never heard of

A Review By StinkyCheese in Wii » Action

  Bonks Adventure Every company has its mascots. Nintendo has mario, Sega has sonic, Microsoft has master chief, and so on. The PC engine, or TurboGrafx, had Bonk. Nowadays, the average gamer has never heard of bonk. Was it because his game were terrible? Definitely not  Bonks Adventure is cheerful, entert...

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Apr. 29, 2008

Sin and Punishment

Horrible voice acting and manga-esque on-rails shooting all in the one package!

A Review By StinkyCheese in Wii » Action

  Sin and Punishment   Is this on-rails shooter worth the $12 Nintendo expects you to? Why should you spend more money on an N64 game thats over 6 years old? find out   Sin and Punishment was never released outside Japan, despite including english voice-acting.  It was a great chance for i...

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Apr. 29, 2008

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

If it isn't broken, fix it anyways

A Review By Harbinger in Wii » Action

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is an action adventure game that sticks its roots - roots that had been planted over twenty years ago. It maintains the story structure that has been rehashed over ten times in the past two decades. While there are many innovations and improvements to the core game-play, this is a game that takes one step fo...

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Apr. 28, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Fanservice...and little else

A Review By King3567 in Wii » Action

          Of all the games arriving on consoles this year, the game I was most excited for was the third entry in Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. franchise. Something just always appealed to me about the series of all these characters coming together for the first time. With unimaginable hype, did N...

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Apr. 28, 2008

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Great game - 10 years ago

A Review By grognard66 in Wii » Action

I've seen this far too many times before. The "professional" gaming journalists leave their standards at the door in fear of backlash from the revival tent fanboys of a particular franchise (MGS, GT, Zelda, FF). At least in this case it has only taken a few months to hear them speculating aloud whether they may have over-scored this one. ...

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Apr. 28, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Meet the new game, same as the old game.

A Review By grognard66 in Wii » Action

SSBB represents the latest example of the Nintendo-generation of journalists over-rating a solid, but hardly spectacular game. The game offers good graphics and sound for a Wii game as well as solid controls. There are a plethora of levels and characters and the game is definitely targeted to revival-tent Nintendophiles with a wealth of fan-service...

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Apr. 18, 2008

Metal Slug Anthology

"The Die Over and Over Game"

A Review By tashi in Wii » Action

Metal Slug Anthology is a pretty terrible game. It includes Metal Slugs 1 through 6. Playing any of them is frustrating and dissatisfying. It’s painfully apparent Metal Slug is an arcade game designed for arcade systems and has no place on a home console. Story The Metal Slug series has no story. Wikipedia and a bonus feature ...

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Apr. 10, 2008

Sonic and the Secret Rings

Sonic and the [INSERT MYSTICAL OBJECT]

A Review By Doctor Setebos in Wii » Action

I'm going to make this very simple for you: you should never, under any condition, subject yourself or those you care about to this game. For those of you that require more content upon which to base your gaming decisions, I'll offer you this: Sonic and the Secret Rings is absolutely horrendous and entirely unplayable. Below is a list of the gam...

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Apr. 10, 2008

Battalion Wars 2

It's a long way to Tipperary, a long, long way indeed

A Review By Doctor Setebos in Wii » Strategy

Battalion Wars 2 is (obviously) the sequel to the GameCube Battalion Wars title, which was Nintendo's first attempt at taking the phenomenal strategy and fun of their GBA Advance Wars series and figuring out how badly they can destroy the concept as they move it over to a console. The Wii sequel builds on the foundation of the first game and delive...

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Apr. 7, 2008

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

Party Down!

A Review By Tabasco in Wii » Puzzle

I would like to start this review by stating that I am very much a "party gamer." I bring my Wii with me to parties and actively get people involved in playing it. With that in mind, I must say that WW:SM has been the biggest hit at parties. It is a very easy game to get into, it has a quirky sense of humor, and many people can play...

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Apr. 7, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Outstanding Collision Kindred Altercation!

A Review By Doctor Setebos in Wii » Action

You can call it "partaking in a bit of fan service" if you want; some would call it "pandering to the user base". But any way you slice it, the Smash Bros. series of fighting games featuring Nintendo mascots old and new is one of the most popular franchises in Nintendo's history. And on its third iteration, Super Smash Bros. Bra...

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