If a game where you play as a big retarded dude who is about 15 words away from being mute has no appeal at all, go play a long winded RPG or snarky adventure game...
I am not a pedo... she totally looked at least 16 man!
...I am a bit tipsy so what I have to say about myself is that I am a dick and I regularly call the site admin a PS3 fanboy.