Aug. 13, 2008

DICE can't roll a good single player game

by Deadend in Xbox 360 » Action » Battlefield: Bad Company

DICE just... they just don't get what makes Halo 3 work.  To give them a hint, being able to see the onscreen action helps.  Bad Company is a game that throws particle and smoke around so much you can't see where you should be shooting... too bad the AI ignores it and shoots you. Want to use cover to try and flank AI that is distra...

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Aug. 12, 2008

Best Bad Game Ever

by Deadend in Xbox 360 » Action » Ninja Gaiden 2

To confess, I did not complete Ninja Gaiden 2.  I found it to be too hard for me.  Not in the good hard, such as Geometry Wars or Ninja Gaiden 1 which taught me to quit being a bitch and to mix it up and move around. First Off, Ninja Gaiden 2 features a camera that would be considered horrible for an action game in the year 2003.&n...

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Apr. 6, 2008

If Made A Videogame About Vikings, This Would Be It

by Deadend in PlayStation 3 » Action » Viking: Battle for Asgard

If a game where you play as a big retarded dude who is about 15 words away from being mute has no appeal at all, go play a long winded RPG or snarky adventure game.  If you want to play a game where the button to skip cutscenes is so large, you almost can't resist, this could be the game for you.  Did you enjoy doing what amounts t...

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